After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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