just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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