We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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