Please, let me fuck your mom
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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