Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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