i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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