She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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