No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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