Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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