Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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