Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw a hot homeless man
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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