you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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