I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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