dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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