what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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