chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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