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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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