Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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