It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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