I wanna bring you to show and tell
he puts the penis in happiness.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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