So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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