if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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