i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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