is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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