Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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