apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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