I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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