you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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