wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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