is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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