D3 body, D1 cock
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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