your thong is hanging out like whoa
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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