I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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