i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I have fence marks all over my body
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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