Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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