ugly people sure do ruin things
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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