Sponge bath it is.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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