oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I want to fling myself into the sun
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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