But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Randomize
