Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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