you traded sex for a burrito?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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