she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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