they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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