did you get engaged???
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Randomize
