bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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