I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
whose parrot is this?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
