I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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