My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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