sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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