help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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