i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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