so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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