the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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