Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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