i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize
