i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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